Friday, September 26, 2008

Delicious Baconated Sandwich

I needed an intro to a food article, so I decided to list the ingredients instead of starting off a story about how I saw some impressive bacon food item or was hungry and invented a sandwich:

- 2 toasted white bread slices
- butter to cover one slice
- provolone cheese to cover the other
- glob of mayonnaise covering butter
- bacon bits dumped over cheese
- combine into one sandwich

[Baconated Sandwich]

The butter gives the sandwich the familiar taste of buttered bread, which makes me think, "I know this; it is familiar to me.", leading me on to feel safe about the forthcoming powerful taste of the provolone cheese. The more subdued buttered toast flavor has been lost around this point, which is good, because this allows the bread to not interfere with anything else but only act as the vessel for the insides. The bacon will now take effect. Since it is crumbly, it has intermingled with the mayonnaise a bit, giving it a somewhat creamy feel, but still bacony. The active flavors sort of alternate between cheese and bacon for the remainder of the sandwich. I'm not going to try to be cool and say it was disgusting eating this. It was delicious. I hope to eat more baconated food items in the future.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Exciting New Cranberry Internote System

An observation of mine is that the animal likes to go outside. However, this is not always the case, for example, Animal will determine on his own if the temperature and weather conditions are suitable for his body and act accordingly. When not outside, a favorite activity of his is to look outside while not actually being there.

[Activity]

As you can see, Animal positions his body to be able to fit into places that may initially seem too small for him. Do not worry, the animal is having the most fun in the world.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Artwork corner.

[Brozone]

(artist's notes: a little known fact: originally, before budget cuts, the folding chair was supposed to be a throne)

Friday, September 05, 2008